yes dance and hairflips

love them both.

lessons learned this weekend:

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2. never go to normal parties. go to equestrian parties. or parties at places with names like 'strawberry mansion'. the people are guaranteed to be twenty times more interesting. which means worse comes to worst, you can just lean against a wall and people watch.
3. free parties are the best kind of parties. free beer is the best beer.
4. it's a bad idea to let three tipsy girls follow seven tipsy guys they just met back to their house. unless one of the guys has a case of beer. then it's alright.
5. the quickest way to shut up the cat-callers on the street is to openly respond. "where da party at ladies?" "no party. we're heading home. church in the morning. you go to church? i'll see you at church." or "yo ladies where ya'll heading?" "soup kitchen. volunteering. you wanna come?"
6. don't sit in gum
7. don't tell the dude you're hooking up with that you think he's gay. people don't get those jokes.
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9. liz and keiran and brianne are my ladies.
10. the best times are had when you are completely yourself relating to others based on that. connecting based on common awkwardness or humanity. brilliance!

remaining saturday night notes: dinner in chinatown and laughing in a circle. making people laugh in a dimly lit room. making people laugh in general. comparisons to jessica alba and kate winslet. fake therepy. gay andrew. viking andrew. touched by an angel. catholic school rich. layered phil. stripey nick. justin 'davey' long. keiran and liz walking in {edit} calling liz junior for her birthday. getting home at six in the morning. chocolate koalas. musicals. of montreal. the formerly obese. dave immabitch. green haired dan su. the wonderful shot girl who pierced her own septum. stealing beer and drunk horse girls. crunchy cake. mosaic bonding. shots for the bathroom. shots with bathroom man. everything.

this weekend was glorious.