guys. sometimes my job requires me to be really shady. it requires me to do things like google 'gray children's wig' or 'child's foot to scale'. it requires me to go into the baby section of stores, pick up clothing and stretch it out as far as possible. recently, it required me to walk around philadelphia with a bar of scissor up my sleeve and stealthily snip off greenery from the limited city shrubs and trees. i looked like a straight up crazy person. i wish i could have worn a sign that said, "it's for work!" but that might have raised even more questions. can you guys just mail me some green things to prevent this from happening in the future?
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