camp

 

things i learned at camp this summer: 

 1. my family loves chips. more than anyone else on the planet. they love chips more than the inventor of chips. more than chips' own mother. 

2. my family also love sandwiches. and for damn good reason. sandwiches are king. 

3. paddling a canoe ten miles means rewarding yourself with ten beers. 

4. i am the worst corn hole player. 

5. i am the best corn hole cheerleader. 

6. my aunts are hilarious. though i already knew this one. 

7. everything is funnier when you say it in bane's voice. (bane. you know. from dark knight rises? if you don't know, stop blogging and go educate yourself.)

8. campfire smell doesn't leave your head until three washes later. 

9. that baby, baby nick, is the king of the babies. unstoppable.