tuna pasta with peas and ranch dressing followed up with banana choco-chip pancakes with peanut butter in between. impromptu feast with anna, liz junior, and matt.helen and kevin arrived home late- kevin, sans shoes, and helen, feeling a little tipsy. highlights of tipsy mom:
- mom playing with liz's hair
- telling everyone they were pretty
- throwing cheese at anna and telling her to eat it
- claiming she danced in steerage and the quains danced on the lido deck ( they went to see a swing band at a vineyard)
- telling us the cheese was 'the shit'
- claiming 'these little frickers are good!' (in reference to cookies)
- "tell your father he's a fat ass. not really. i just made that up."
- "there are pros and there are amatuers."
- tap dance demos in the kitchen
i love my parents. they are hilarious.
Bahahahahhaha! I need to meet your parents. One my mom came home drunk from a party while I was having a sleepover. She woke me and my friend up and started talking about how she had to walk on the sidewalk with no shoes and then she demonstrated how she fell over on our floor.
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